Cast away

After a tragic accident while sailing on his vampiric yacht, Dracula is marooned on a deserted island, his beard growing long and unkempt over the month he's been missing. Struggling to stay sane, he channels his inner castaway, creating "Bitey," a volleyball companion with a handprint face, and insists on wearing his cape at all times. Despite the absurdity, Dracula hosts tea parties with imaginary guests, debates roasting coconuts with Bitey, and roams the beach at night, grumbling that coconuts are "no substitute for vintage blood." His determination to maintain undead elegance amidst the wilderness turns his ordeal into a hilariously ridiculous adventure.

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