Battle of the Bands: Heaven vs. Transylvania

When eternity gets boring, a musical showdown is the obvious solution. Dracula’s banjo skills are so sharp they could raise the dead, while Jesus brings a heavenly bagpipe performance straight from the clouds. The stakes? Eternity’s bragging rights and maybe the last holy garlic breadstick. Who do you think will win this epic duel? The audience is split, but let’s just say they’re dying to see what happens next.

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